On Saturdays, it's couples and single ladies, but on Thursday's a small amount of single men are welcome too
The only negative part of the experience was that despite the mischievous mood, as a single woman in a sea of sex offers, I still felt as an outsider, watching couples make love.
In fact, the manager reveals that the club has 20,000 members and another 5,000 on the waiting list, and some of the less desirable men will never get a membership.
Around 2am, I find myself on a sofa with Cassandra on the top floor, discussing the evening's events with the club's manager. On the sofa next to us, two ladies have switched partners and are giving the men blowjobs.
We decide that as far as casual sex goes, Le Boudoir is far superior to flicking through Tinder for a night of ‘Netflix and Chill'.
Oddly, the former is far more respectful, even if you should find yourself in bed with multiple people in one night. You're highly encouraged to find out for yourself, although I'd recommend bringing a plus one if it's your first time.
And yes, I know what you're thinking: did I accept one of the extended hands or find myself in the throes of passion with Scotland?
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Personally, I imagined them as places for exhibitionists, people with extreme sexual preferences and the odd perv, standing in the corner and w***ing himself off to the whole thing.
Last night, I visited Le Boudoir, a members club that hosts sex parties every week, held at a secret London location.
In an effort to blend in, I'd dressed provocatively in the little black lingerie dress that I reserve for special occasions.