As cheesy as it is, do you want to know what the key to my heart is? A really good knock-knock joke! Yup, I'm that easy. But honestly, what's wrong with that? Isn't laughter supposed to be the best medicine?
In order to brighten your day and make you laugh out loud, I'd like to share my personal favorite flirty jokes, pick-up lines, one-liners, dirty pick-up lines and just some really funny jokes to crack you up because I'm sure you could use it.
So buckle up and make sure your mouth is empty because these might just make you spit your food out from laughing too hard.
Flirty Pick-Up Lines
How to be flirty over text and win over your crush through texting? Well, to be honest, it's a lot easier job when you've got a good sense of humor. Lucky for you, I've got you covered.
Here are some cute, yet hilarious jokes that work as pretty good pick-up lines or sexting messages for her and him and will help you win the heart of that special someone! As much they try to not laugh, they just won't be able to resist these gems. These funny and flirty questions are definitely a way to go.
10. I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U? 11. Mami you are on fire...Le'me be the wind and make you even hotter.
15. Excuse me, miss, can I have the time? I'd check my watch but I can't take my eyes off you.
17. Hey, can I follow you home? (What?) Oh sorry, it's just my parents told me to follow my dreams.
22. When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?
Corny Pick-Up Lines
Be honest, corny jokes are just as funny as anything else, so why do they have such a bad rep? Here are some of the best pick-up lines that will change your mind and make you want to use one next time you're trying to impress a boy/girl.